Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Our New Year's Eve Party

Some might ask what we are doing differently, this being our first New Year’s Eve with a baby. Frankly, having a baby does not change our New Year’s plans one bit. I’m married to a morning person, so New Year’s Eve isn’t really our favorite holiday. The night’s routine usually consists of the following:
  1. Surf the internet, play video games, watch recorded TV, or otherwise kill time until midnight.
  2. At 11:59 PM, shake Cat awake from a deep slumber on the couch.
  3. At 11:59:15 PM, shake Cat awake again.
  4. Watch the ball drop.
  5. Spend a few minutes watching the drunk people in Times Square.
  6. Shake Cat awake again.
  7. Exchange a quick New Year’s kiss, turn off the TV, and go to bed.
  8. Try to go to sleep immediately—there’s football to be watched tomorrow!
Doesn't it sound exciting? Happy New Year!

Saturday, December 20, 2008

No Squirrel Pelt Pajamas for Nathan

We've had an unusual fall, rodent wise. After Halloween, we started to notice that something had been nibbling on our pumpkins. After a while, the squirrels became so audacious that they would sit atop the pumpkin in the front flower bed, chowing down on the flesh as we stood in the doorway. By the time we threw the two pumpkins out, one had been chewed down to half its original height and the other had a large hole in the side with all the innards missing. Then, one evening a few days later, I encountered a flying squirrel (possibly the southern variety) on a tree in the back when I took the trash out before bed. Before then, I had no idea that flying squirrels existed in our area, and for good reason, since they are nocturnal.

A few days later, the events of the fall started to make sense when an article appeared in the paper describing how naturalists in the area have concluded that oak trees in the region produced no acorns this year. Upon reading the article, I realized that I had not seen any bouncing acorns falling from our neighbors' giant oak tree. Since reading that article, I've noticed that there has been little squirrel activity in our area and I don't see any large nests in the trees like I usually do. However, they are still around somewhere; when we put out some peanuts the other day, they came out of the woodwork to devour the offering, so they must be surviving on something. One more year like this, though, and there may be fewer targets for the Rockville Police.

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Changing the Sleep Ritual

A key phrase from my last post was, "...sleep through the night by himself." This is important because it did not happen in Louisville--at all. While on a few nights, we tried putting him to sleep in the Pack and Play, it never lasted for very long before the crying started. As a result, he spent each night wedged between Cat and myself in a queen bed. This being highly undesirable, we decided upon arriving home that it was time to break his old sleep habits. Instead of the previous routine, where I would be confined to the rocking chair for up to an hour, I now put him in the crib as soon as he finishes his bottle. On the first night that we tried this method, he was so dismayed that I had the audacity to leave before he was soundly asleep that he cried for almost 30 minutes. Since then, he's adjusted fairly well to the new schedule. Tonight, he whined once as I walked out the door and then immediately gave in to sleep. Now it's time to fix the nap habits.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

There's No Methadone for Grandparent Withdrawal

Last Wednesday was a rough day for Nathan. He experienced a shock to his system when, after a week of near-constant attention from Nana, Grandpa, and many others, he crashed back into the real world when I headed back to work and Cat spent part of the day unpacking. To him, the moments when he had to entertain himself with his toys was completely unacceptable. To add insult to injury, he was even forced to return to his crib to--heaven forbid--sleep through the night by himself. The horror.

By now, we have recovered from the long drive to Louisville and back--through West Virginia at the start of deer season, no less--and are back to our usual routines. The trip was a welcome break, with plenty of good meals, lots of free babysitting, and time well spent with friends and family. Best of all, we sustained no injuries from being pushed out of the way upon arrival to allow the grandparents to reach the guest of honor, Nathan, even though we had prepared ourselves for some shoving. Nathan was, however, met with plenty of entertainment and luxurious facilities. Nana and Grandpa had prepared their place with several nice toys for Nathan, including a massive exersaucer with more than enough activities to keep him busy, a wooden rocking horse that had been passed down through the generations, and a Fisher-Price toy with yet more small plastic balls to roll under the sofa. Most of all, though, he seemed to enjoy the wide open floors and soft carpet in the living room and family room. He was able to roll and scoot his way from one end of the room to the other.

Wednesday was a day to recover from the drive while Cat and I took advantage of the opportunity to do some shopping on our own, so Nathan had some quality time with Nana and Grandpa. With the new rooms to explore and the sheer excitement of seeing his grandparents again, Nathan went through some dramatic cycles of playtime and naptime, but there was always a grandparent around happy to oblige with a bottle, a quiet chair, and a soft chest to sleep on. This was fortunate for him, because he would need all of his energy for the next day.

Thursday was a busy day; Cat and my mom managed to crank out several dishes for Thanksgiving dinner, in spite of a morning power outage that left much of the neighborhood in the dark for several hours. Even with no power, we still managed a good breakfast, featuring pancakes that my dad prepared on the camp stove on the back patio. As I understand it, the camp stove was a mainstay during the four-day-long power outage after the remnants of a hurricane passed through Louisville in September. Fortunately, this outage wasn't nearly as severe, and the power was back on within hours. Thus began the frenzy of cooking in preparation for a busy Thanksgiving dinner at Nellie and Michael's house.

Nathan really seemed to enjoy all the activity and attention at Nellie and Michael's house. Late afternoons are normally his nap time, but he was in no mood to sleep, content instead to take in all the new faces, new toys, and people his size. I can't remember him even yawning during the entire visit. He was held by quite a few different people and, at one point, even had to strip off his pants due to the intense interest in seeing his "thunder thighs." He seemed a bit confused by all the people pinching his legs out of sheer fascination with his "Bubba" stature. Over the course of the evening, the five of us enjoyed a great dinner--no turkey for Nathan, though we had contemplated exploiting the tryptophan-loaded meat for a peaceful night--and were able to catch up with lots of old friends. With the four kids running around nearby and all the attention from the grownups, Nathan was so exhausted by the end of the evening that he was asleep before we made it out of the neighborhood.

Sunday, of course, was the main event. We had arranged to have Nathan baptized at St. Paul church in Louisville and had been looking forward to the day, though not without some trepidation. Nana had sewn a great little baptism outfit (sans Redskins logo, unfortunately) and had invited a number of friends and family, many of whom showed up to the baptism and the lunch afterwards. Cat and I, on the other hand, spent most of the time leading up to the church service worrying about how cranky Nathan would be and the extent to which his certain screams of tired anguish would echo through the sanctuary. Personally, I had spent several evenings plumbing the depths of my childhood memories of sitting in church, looking up at the beautiful stained glass windows, to see if I could estimate the frequency and amplitude of baby screams they could withstand before exploding in a lethal shower of brightly-colored shards of death. Fortunately, it was not to be. After enduring a Tolstoy-esque prayer prior to the baptism, Nathan behaved admirably, performing his new trick of attempting to escape to freedom by pushing off of one's chest only once while the reverend held him. He handled the water with aplomb and exhibited not an ounce of stage fright.

To preempt the building displeasure, Cat and I immediately adjourned to the church nursery to change Nathan. It was only later that we left at a most inopportune time, since the children's moment during the service apparently offered an entertaining bit of action. Nellie, Michael, Sammy, and Duke had all come to the service, and Sammy, the wild one that he is, took the invitation to come up to the front for the children's moment as an invitation to come RUNNING to the front, with an added lap down the side aisle and back for good measure. This pattern might have continued, had Eric, his grandfather, not strategically blocked his path on the return trip and lassoed him into control. It sounded as though the pole and belt from my animal control Halloween costume might have come in handy. And Cat and I missed it all!

We returned just as things were getting back to normal, and proceeded to try various tactics to keep Nathan entertained (read:quiet) during the remainer of the service. When his fascination with other people in church began to fade, I finally realized that the same methods used to keep him in line during a plane flight could work in church. With bottle and pacifier in hand, I soon had a dozing baby in my hands. As my luck would have it, he fell asleep right at the last sentence of the sermon. I told Tom, the reverend, this during lunch after the service with intention of giving him a compliment (i.e., your voice and sermon was soothing to Nathan), but realized after I said it that there were other ways of interpreting it (i.e., your sermon was boring to Nathan). Probably not what a reverend wants to hear about his sermons. After church, a large group of friends met up at a restaurant in downtown Louisville called The Cafe for lunch. The food was excellent--I tried the Strata, a layered quiche-like dish, and Cat had a delicious-looking Hot Brown--and we further enjoyed having yet more people excited to hold Nathan. Having other people to hold the boy saves us from the task of enforcing the DMZ, the object-free zone around Nathan that we must create at any restaurant table. Any items that land in the DMZ inevitably fall into the swirling vortex that leads directly to his mouth. At the end of the meal, Nathan was so worn out that he was able to conk out on my lap on the restaurant's sofa, surrounded by the cacaphony of conversations nearby and the clatter of dishes as the restaurant closed up shop for the afternoon.

The rest of the trip was a great time to relax and recover from Thursday and Sunday. I had a chance to meet up with Nic, a good friend from high school, and talk to Prasad, another good friend, on the phone. Nana and Grandpa had some more alone time with their grandson, as Cat and I took off again for some shopping at Architectural Salvage, Louisville Stoneware, and other places, and had a pleasant dinner at a Japanese steakhouse. After a bit more peace and quiet, we packed up the minivan and headed home, avoiding the West Virginia Jeep's with dead deer strapped to the roof. All in all, it was a great week.

Friday, December 5, 2008

Nathan Does the Caterpillar

Nathan crawled for the first time during our week-long trip to Louisville over Thanksgiving. The achievement was apparently so exhausting to him that he soon lost the strength to pick his knees up, so he ended up scooting backwards. It may not be the most efficient way to get around, but I suppose it works.

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Preparing for the Big Show

Nathan has been practicing all his new tricks in preparation for his impending trip to see Nana and Grandpa. Not only has he become quite skilled in jumping in his swing, but he is on the verge of crawling, he loves sitting up on his knees, and he has recently begun standing on his own in the crib while holding on to the railing. This evening, while getting him ready for bed, I picked him up, put him on his feet in the crib, and helped him hold on to the rail. He stayed standing for a few minutes, but started to become agitated when he realized that he didn't know how to get down.

At the same time that he's learning to stay steady on his feet, he's also working on crawling. He's now quite skilled at getting up on his hands and knees, and though he has been able to get some of the motions down (moving his legs, pushing forward, lifting an arm), he can't quite put the sequence together yet. Sometimes, he rocks back and forth so vigorously that his knees slide out from under him and he ends up scooting backwards. In lieu of crawling, he has learned that he can do a decent job of moving around the room by rolling over and over and over again until he reaches his destination. Our house doesn't have any especially large open expanses of floor space, but he'll probably go to town on the living room floor at Nana and Grandpa's. Maybe the big stage will also give him the motivation to make that last push towards crawling. At the rate he's going, there's no telling what he'll be doing next week.

Time to Get Out of Dodge

The reasons to leave town during the inauguration in January are building by the week. Take the following:

- Metro is projecting hour-long delays on the trains on Tuesday morning
- Metro will be running a rush hour schedule starting at 4 AM on Tuesday, even though it is a day that the federal government will not be operating
- Schools in DC and several Virginia counties will be closed and Montgomery county officials are considering canceling school there, as well
- Hotels as far away as Winchester, VA, and Martinsburg, WV, are selling out; one hotel in downtown Winchester sold out even though its least expensive rooms are over $300 a night
- A tour operator that booked an entire hotel in Winchester is planning to depart by bus at 3 AM on Tuesday to drive his tour group the 79 miles to DC
- Postings on Craig's list are offering area housing with prices ranging from $500 to $12,000 for various lengths of time
- Other postings offer house trades in Asheville, Cape May, Santa Monica, Vancouver, and England, among others

Since the Monday before Inauguration Day will be a holiday and Tuesday is my day off, we have been weighing our options for leaving town and watching the inauguration from a distance. Though I have considered it, I'm not sure I would have the stomach to rent out our house for a few days, even though we could probably make a pretty penny being fairly close to a Metro station. A coworker of mine rented a bedroom in his house for about $300 for the inauguration; a relative of his will be staying in another bedroom at the same time with more on an airbed in the basement. There's a small part of me that would love to be downtown and witness history, but there's a much larger part of me that wants to be far, far away. Cherry blossom tourists are bad enough; I can't imagine inauguration tourists.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Bouncing Baby

Nathan has now become coordinated enough to take full advantage of the swing that Nana and Grandpa brought him in Missouri. He is really testing the limits of the spring built into the swing along with the door jamb!

Sunday, November 16, 2008

A Perfect Weekend (Almost)

This weekend was the kind I had envisioned almost a year ago. For two days, I spent several hours in my comfy chair with football on television and a sleeping baby on my chest. Yesterday afternoon was spent watching the Clemson homecoming game, in which they handily defeated Duke. During much of the game, Nathan was napping on my chest while wearing his Clemson football uniform. His afternoon lasted through most of the game, so I had the perfect excuse to sit for hours and do nothing except nap and watch football. Cat also enjoyed the downtime, since she was able to get some chores done around the house that she had been unable to accomplish during the week when caring for an increasingly mobile and curious baby. Yesterday's pattern repeated itself today; during most of the Steelers game against the Chargers, I was ensconced in the same chair with Nathan on my chest. This time, though, I was the one in the football uniform: my London Fletcher Redskins jersey. The only downside was that Nathan's nap lasted until almost 6:30, so he missed his usual dinner time and was wide awake at his usual bedtime. He ended up going to bed at around 8:30 or 9 and it still sleeping at the moment, so we may be in the clear.

Friday, on the other hand, was not so pleasant. On that night, Cat and I both had to employ our weapons of choice--an iPod for her and earplugs for me--to survive the hours-long standoff over sleep that we had with Nathan. Though he went to bed around his usual time, it was a struggle to get him to move to the crib, and he woke up several hours later, noticeably unhappy that no one was holding him. The low grade whining continued off and on for several hours and through numerous unsuccessful attempts by both of us to get him back to sleep in the crib. Every time we tried, he would appear to be sleeping soundly in our arms, only to wake up and start crying when we laid him in the crib. By around 1 AM, both of us were at the end of our ropes, so we gave up and took measures to block out the sound. It was like San Francisco all over again, when both of us plugged into our iPods to drown out the cacophony of noises from the streets outside our hotel room. Nathan must have been at the end of his rope, too, because Cat barely made it through three John Legend songs before the he conked out for the night. He must have still been recovering from the ordeal this morning, because after a morning diaper change and feeding at 8:30, he fell asleep and slept until almost 11. Let's hope this debacle doesn't repeat itself anytime soon.

Thursday, November 6, 2008

One for Two

Well, at least I only had one thing to cry about this week. The Redskins game was quite disappointing, what with the need to resort to a silent snap count due to the noise from all the visiting Pittsburgh fans and, unfortunately, the resounding loss. Our trip to the polls, however, went quite well. Even though Nathan and I had to stand in line at the polling place for 45 minutes, his behavior was excellent. The line in the polling place went down a long hallway and back, so Nathan had lots of new faces to look at as we worked our way to the ballot box. Several people in line commented on his blue eyes, and a few of them even got a smile. I came prepared for the worst, with a full bottle, plenty of Halloween candy for me, and what I later discovered was a total of four pacifiers. As it turned out, I only needed one. Sensing the impending end of Nathan's fuse, I hastily registered my votes and headed for the door.

Monday, November 3, 2008

Voting with Baby - The Horror

I'm dreading tomorrow. Not so much the chance that the Redskins could have a tough time tonight so much as the thought of having to take Nathan with me to the polls. They're projecting record turnouts tomorrow--as high as 90% in some areas, including Virginia--and long lines, so I'm envisioning a long wait at an unfamiliar polling place with a squealing baby and numerous annoyed voters. It's not that Obama needs my vote; he most likely has a lock on Maryland. I'd rather just cast my vote against the slots referendum on Maryland's ballot this year, but that's more or less up to Nathan. It also depends on whether we get any more robocalls this evening that wake Nathan up. That could make for a miserable Tuesday for both of us. We'll see how things go.

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Apologies to Nathan's Future Wife

Every now and then, I will find myself being jabbed in the side in the middle of the night and being angrily told to change sleeping positions. This unexpected discomfort is usually the result of my having slept on my back with my left arm outstretched over my head, elbow off to the side. When I adjust my position, I am told that I occasionally elbow Cat in the head, earning myself a swift jab in the side. I already feel sorry for Nathan's future wife, because for two nights in a row, he has fallen asleep with his arm outstretched over his head, elbow off to the side. Someday, he, too, will be on the receiving end of late night jabs to the side.

Cat and I are now working on our agility in preparation for Nathan's impending mobility. When playing on the floor, he has now begun getting up on his hands and knees and rocking back and forth. He occasionally makes an attempt to pick one hand off the floor, but usually just ends up tipping in the direction of that hand. He knows that there's something useful that he can do in that position, but he just hasn't quite put the pieces together to get moving. I suspect that we'll spend the next few weekends purchasing and installing gates, outlet covers, corner guards, doorknob covers, cable ties, drawer locks, and every other manner of childproofing on the market. That, or we'll just install some padded walls in one room and let Nathan bounce around in there until he reaches grade school.

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Vicarious Trick or Treating with Nathan

Here are some quick instructions for anyone, grandparent or otherwise, who would like to simulate the act of taking Nathan out trick or treating:

1. Purchase 25 pound sack of rice or flour
2. Wrap aforementioned sack in artificial fur
3. Carry sack in one arm, walking from house to house until blood circulation in arm comes to a halt
4. Consume vast quantities of candy to recover strength

We took Nathan around the neighborhood briefly last night. He appeared to be just as fascinated with the nighttime environment and the cool air as he was with the kids in costumes and the neighbors handing out candy. The three of us completed an entire theme--Nathan as the skunk, me as Animal Control, and Cat as the vet ready to sedate the odorous vermin. All of the neighbors who saw Nathan thought he was the cutest skunk they had ever seen. Between holding Nathan in one arm and my homemade animal leash in the other, it was all I could do to carry Nathan to four or five houses yesterday evening. After a brief outing, we returned home, put him to bed, and handed out candy while waiting for pizza.

Today has been a busy day. Cat spent much of the day packing away her rather sizeable* collection of Halloween decorations (which, next year, may or may not include a fog machine), I did chores around the house and finally got rid of the Jetta, and Nathan sat outside on the picnic blanket enjoying the weather while we cleaned up the yard. We enjoyed some rare t-shirt weather in November today, with a high temperature over 70. It was a perfect day for raking leaves, trimming plants, and working on the hostas that have taken over our garden. After all, manual labor was our best bet for avoiding a candy-induced diabetic coma.

*Unnamed blog censors attempted to change this phrase to "conservative and tasteful." I struck a blow for journalistic freedom and reversed the change.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Amazing Changes

I've been working on pictures this evening, and it floors me to believe that this:


is now this:


The swing that once swallowed him now groans in protest when we put him in it, since he's nearing the weight limit. What a difference six months makes!

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Nathan's 15 Minutes

I should have also noted that, after our trip downtown, we stopped by Celebrity Kids to check out the results from our recent photo session. Upon entering the store, we noticed that his photos had been so good that the store had printed a large format copy of one, framed it, and hung it right next to the door as part of their product display. He's famous! The picture they chose was one of him in his Halloween skunk costume sitting in a rustic setting surrounded by fall leaves and pumpkins. And this display is in addition to the infant picture of his that is on rotation on the store's computer screen saver. He's quite photogenic!

Taming the Crocodile

We've got quite a rambunctious little boy on our hands. Changing Nathan's diaper has become an experience not unlike the crocodile wrestling from the old Steve Irwin shows. As soon as I lay him down on the changing table, he starts bucking and kicking, since he has discovered that he can now reach the end of the changing table with his feet. Depending on his mood, he will sometimes even keep bucking and wiggling when I have his legs lifted up to put the diaper on. This sometimes results in a baby who is as stiff as a board with only his head resting on the table. It can get rather awkward.

This has been a busy weekend for the three of us. Yesterday, we took a drive downtown in the new minivan and took a walk down to the Mall to visit the World War II Memorial. Today, we drove out to Homestead Farm, where Nathan previously met the devil goat, for Wesley's first birthday party. With the great weather--comfortably cool and not a cloud in sight--the place was considerably busier than Nathan and Wesley's last visit, but Liz was able to find a few unoccupied picnic tables next to the orchard for the party. Nathan made his rounds, meeting the party guests and saying hello to the birthday boy and then, amazingly enough, took a long nap in his stroller amidst all the commotion. The nap put him in a good mood for the rest of the afternoon; when we got home, he soon began bouncing around on our laps and was feeling very playful. Hopefully, the weekend's activity wore him out enough to help him sleep soundly tonight.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Resuming Combat

The Battle of Wills became a war of attrition today. I learned today from a grizzled veteran of previous battles--a coworker of Cat's with two daughters--that my time horizon for what constitutes "crying it out," better known as the Ferber method, was much too short. Instead of the 20 to 30 minutes that I had estimated, it turns out that I should be gearing up for stints as long as three hours. Armed with this new information, I commenced with the siege.

I enjoyed some initial success in the morning, when Nathan took a brief nap after crying for only 15 minutes, falling asleep entirely on his own. The afternoon, however, was an unmitigated debacle. After lunch, he acted like he wanted to extend his nap from the morning, so I put him in the crib to settle down. I soon learned that this was clearly, definitely, undoubtedly not what he wanted. The irony of his behavior is that, when put in the crib, he usually whines and screams because he doesn't want to be stuck in his room alone. However, when one of us finally comes to get him and brings him downstairs, he will often whine and scream because he's tired and needs a nap.

After a reasonable amount of crying, I brought him downstairs and strapped him in to the stroller for a walk. As is typical, he fell asleep on the walk, so I extended the walk by a few extra blocks to give him some more time to doze. It wasn't long before I had nearly run out of water in the 14-degree-above-average heat and could no longer stand being out in the hot sun (in October, of all things). After returning back home, Nathan was, naturally, wide awake. I considered sitting him on the picnic blanket in the front yard while I washed the Jetta in preparation for selling it this weekend, but Cat happened to call and quickly vetoed the idea. It was probably borderline unwise, anyway. The concept of washing and vacuuming a car prior to sale could possibly be the only thing of value I ever learned from Donald Trump. I forget where and when he said this, but, then again, I try to forget most things he says.

After some playtime with Nathan and his new Musical Jungle toy, I made another attempt at a nap, this time determined to wait him out. I soon learned that Nathan was determined to wait me out, as well. His waiting just happens to be much louder than mine. Fortunately, Cat arrived home at just the right time, and the two of us were more of less able to calm Nathan down enough to get him back to his usual evening routine. He is now sleeping soundly in bed. Hopefully, the events of today will mitigate the risk of a repeat of last night, when he awoke at 1:45 AM and stayed awake until almost 4 AM, nearly inconsolable. It eventually became so unbearable that we went against doctor's orders and fed him again to get him to go back to sleep. Considering the possibilities of future outcome, I'm not sure which would be worse--Nathan being the fat kid in school or Nathan being the kid with the mean parents who don't get enough sleep. I hope a third option appears at some point.

At the end of today's battle, I can grudgingly admit that this was my Stalingrad. The Sleep Nazi has suffered a loss.

Monday, October 13, 2008

Flossin' My New Wheels

I'm looking forward to another Tuesday off to hang out with Nathan. Depending on how things go, we might swing by the hospital to visit Cat and give blood (just me on the last part). This would be an excellent opportunity to take another road trip in our brand new ride, a 2008 Honda Odyssey that we bought on Saturday. RIP, Stinkmobile II, you've been replaced. My 1998 VW Jetta, the longtime successor to the VW Passat I owned at Furman, needs $1,000 worth of brake work, so the time had come to decommission the heap. (A note on the name--the Passat emitted a nearly unbearable funk, due to some sort of growth in the air conditioning unit, so a roommate of mine nicknamed it the Stinkmobile. The Jetta had started to develop the same funk, so the name fits.) After hours of test drives, model comparison, and haggling--mostly by Cat--we got what we felt was a good deal and sealed the deal on our first minivan purchase. We have now completed the conversion to parents.

To the uninitiated, the leading word in the title of this post is from urban slang and means, "showing off." Naturally, I recently learned this from reading my coworker's copy of the AARP magazine.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Like Tipping Over a Coke Machine

Sleep has been relatively hard to come by recently. Though it might not be the best idea, feeding him until satisfied seems to be the only way to get Nathan to turn in for the evening. Now that he is eating solid foods in the mornings and evenings (rice cereal, pears, carrots, peas, and apples so far), his appetite for formula has declined somewhat, but he still appreciates a few nips from the bottle before bedtime. On recent evenings, it has also taken a few tries to get him fully asleep (thus the Seinfeld quote in the title). He often falls asleep at 7:30 only to wake up again at 9:30. I guess I shouldn't complain much, though; he does sleep through the night quite well now once the initial restlessness passes.

Yesterday was another (mostly) fun Tuesday (a.k.a. Dudesday) for Nathan and me. The usual walk around the neighborhood was replaced by a trip up to Germantown to visit Butler's Orchard to pick apples and raspberries. Unfortunately, most of the trip was marred by loud screaming from Nathan. He was apparently in no mood to be outside, preferring instead to be ensconced in his usual comfort on my lap in the living room. The only upside of the trip was that the screaming went largely unnoticed; aside from a few groups of people in the orchard, Nathan and I mostly had the place to ourselves. The wasps and bees feeding on the apples on the ground were our only company in the orchard. As luck would have it, his mood improved enough when we reached the market to pay for the apples and raspberries that the people in the market admiring his blue eyes were none the wiser that he had been exercising his lungs just a few minutes prior. We happily returned to our usual Tuesday routine on our return home: recorded episodes of "The War" and a nap. What luxury!

Nathan made it through another doctor's appointment today and survived another four immunizations. In his exam, he weighed in at 23.6 pounds and is now up to 28.25 inches long. He must have been a bit embarrassed about his weight, because Cat said that he protested quite loudly when he was weighed. It might just be time to work on his portion sizes.

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Gearing Up for Ribs and Fried Chicken

We've started with the solid foods now. Last weekend, we fixed Nathan a breakfast of rice cereal and formula, much of which ended up on his pajamas, his cheeks, or the high chair. He has some work to do in mastering the spoon--he tends to lunge towards the spoon, winding up with more food on his chin than in his mouth--but he's learning quickly. Over the course of a week, we've branched out and tried some carrots, pears, and peas in addition to the rice cereal. Nathan enjoyed the peas and (I'm told) the carrots, but the pears produced some interesting grimaces, sort of like he was taking a shot of whiskey. We can usually tell when he's had enough to eat when he starts blowing raspberries with food in his mouth, leaving specks of food all over his high chair tray. That, or he adds some extra fiber by sticking his shirt sleeve in his mouth along with the food.



Yesterday, we celebrated Nathan's six month birthday by going to have our pictures taken. In a few weeks, we will be making room on our wall for a large family portrait of the three of us in our Washington Redskins jerseys. It will be glorious!

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Optimal Candy Acquisition Strategy

As you have probably already noticed, the voting for the Halloween costume survey has ended and the skunk has emerged as the winner. And if you have been checking the photo galleries, you may have noticed that we are now the proud owners of a baby-sized skunk costume. After much consternation and a vow to never again patronize Brands On Sale, Cat obtained a costume that fits well. As the glorious seven-month-long candy season gets underway, I'm confident that this purchase should net us a respectable take on Halloween. Now I only have to figure out my costume. Though I thought of it too late, my costume choice from last year was brilliant. I had planned to hit the streets in a mock coach's headset, a hooded sweatshirt with cut-off sleeves, and a purloined copy of the New York Jets playbook. Alas, since the Pats are not looking like the unstoppable monsters that they were last year, the Bill Belicheat costume would not carry quite as much cachet this year. I'll have to come up with something good.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Blazing Ahead

Nathan is developing by leaps and bounds. Within the past two weeks or so, he has become steady enough when sitting to hold himself up with little to no assistance. The only exception is when he feels an overwhelming need to stuff his entire hand in his mouth; that takes too much concentration to stay upright. He has taken in increased interest in his toys and is now able to entertain himself for longer periods, even if only by watching his feet twirl around in circles. We put a set of interlocking foam alphabet squares down on the living room floor, so he now entertains himself by reaching around for whatever toy is in reach and/or taking the letters apart and chewing on them.

Even more impressive than the fact that he is sitting up is the fact that he has just recently begun to support himself when standing. Cat and I will hold him up on our laps in a standing position and he stays fairly steady, requiring minimal support. He seems to be fascinated with the new perspective, looking around at objects on the end table or around the room. In response to his increasing mobility, I've been taking notice of the sharp edges, hard surfaces, and ungated rooms in our house. Just as we were finishing up the removal of the old carpet upstairs, I'm beginning to think that we might need to install new carpeting, if only to reduce the frequency and severity of the inevitable "bonks." Maybe that will be my opportunity to tear up the old parquet tiles and finally silence those pesky floors!

Incidentally, the carpet remaining in the one room that still has it--our bedroom--came in handy the other day when Nathan had his first accident. While Cat was playing with Nathan on the bed, he managed to roll off onto the floor. Cat had stepped into the next room and heard a thump as he fell to the floor. She walked in to find him on his stomach on the floor, apparently unhurt. Knowing that something was amiss, he let loose with a minute of obligatory crying, but was all smiles shortly thereafter. He has shown no ill effects since then, and the pediatrician was unconcerned, since he hasn't exhibited any symptoms of a head injury. Nathan seems to have reached the age where we can't look away for an instant. Considering my history of repeatedly rolling off the bed onto the floor in the middle of the night, I'm not terribly concerned about Nathan's durability, but we'll certainly have to be vigilant around the little bugger. I suppose it had to happen sometime.

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Surviving Day One as Mr. Mom

As of this past Tuesday, Cat has now returned to work part-time. My flex schedule--consisting of four ten-hour days each week--presents a great opportunity for Cat to work one day a week without incurring the cost of day care. Every Tuesday, when I am off, Cat will now return to the hospital for a much-needed day with adults. Though she spent much of the day sifting through the 1,200 emails that had piled up in her five months of absence, she enjoyed returning to her coworkers and hearing that several of the hospital's patients had been looking forward to her return.

Nathan and I survived the day quite well, though it may have been a jarring change for Nathan. Instead of taking his morning nap to the shrill sounds of Oprah and The View, it was accompanied by SportsCenter and a recorded episode of the PBS show, "The War." I think the machine guns and Japanese Zeros might have awakened him. Much to Nathan's delight, the Sleep Nazi wasn't on duty that day, so he was allowed to take his nap on my lap, at least until my arm went numb. Later in the day, we went for a walk around the neighborhood. I think some of the stay at home moms along the way gave me the stink eye, wondering why "some dude" was invading their sacred mom territory. If I get any lip this Tuesday, I'll run them off the sidewalk with the jogging stroller.

Catching Up From Missouri

To wrap up the trip to Missouri, over the last few days of our trip, we made the rounds visiting friends and family and took a brief road trip to some of the surrounding towns. Nathan's grand tour of Cameron included a trip to see Amy, a friend of the family, and a drive out of town to visit Uncle Lyle and Aunt Gladys. During both visits, he was duly doted upon, with several comments from Amy's friends at the nursing home on how blue his eyes are.

Another highlight was Nathan's first trip to a traditional hardware store; we visited Baker's Hardware in Maysville, Missouri. The store is a great example of the traditional (i.e., pre-Home Depot) hardware store, where one can find anything and everything, from circuit breakers and fishing rods to candy and Lincoln Logs. My dad and I found enough in the store to keep us entertained that Cat and my mom decided to leave us behind and take Nathan home. The two of us rode back to Cameron with Janet Sue, taking a detour on the way to see the site of the Fores' old home. My dad recounted the story of how, as the result of a tornado that tore through the area a year after the family moved, the house was completely destroyed, leaving nothing more than the concrete foundation that exists today. The tornado also carried the barn away, pausing long enough to turn the airborne structure on its side and dump the bales of hay contained within into the adjacent pond.

The final event of the trip was the flight home. Unlike the flight out, we didn't end up with such an early spot in line for the return flight and, as a result, many of the seats were taken by the time I boarded the plane. I grabbed an open row near the middle of the plane and after Cat and Nathan boarded, we still had the row to ourselves. Understandably, Nathan was quite exhausted after his busy weekend, so he slept most of the way home. In fact, he was so well-behaved over the course of the flight that a couple on the same flight came up to me as we were waiting for the luggage and commented on how quiet he was. I'm not sure just how much the white noise from the plane helped, but I'm considering purchasing a Rolls-Royce jet turbine to mount on the wall outside Nathan's room.

As we suspected, Nathan slept much of the drive home through the terrible rush hour traffic on the Baltimore-Washington Parkway. He also had no trouble falling asleep that evening, recovering from the weekend by sleeping until after 8 AM the next day. It was quite and enjoyable trip and we're sure he had a good time, as well. Now that we've gotten one plane ride with baby under our belts, we're looking forward to the next trip.

Saturday, September 6, 2008

The Family Arrives

Not long after arriving in Cameron and stretching his legs for a while, Nathan braced for excitement as his Missouri family members began arriving. First, though, he had to try on the Halloween hat that his Nana bought him and try out the swing that Grandpa picked out. After bouncing around in the swing for a while until everyone in the room had had enough of the repetitive sounds coming from the swing's dashboard, Nathan had a chance to meet his great-grandmother. My grandmother, who is hard of hearing and has difficulty seeing clearly, was nonetheless thrilled to meet Nathan. With enough camera flashbulbs for a press conference Nathan and his great-grandmother just sat back and observed each other. After a short while, Nathan gave her his preferred sign of affection--a puddle of drool and a little bit of spit-up. As is customary in Cameron, the evening wrapped up with dinner and an immediate discussion of future meal plans.

In addition to the flood of attention for Nathan from relatives, the excitement for Saturday included an evening at the second annual Cameron Crawfish Crawl, a Cajun food and music festival at the local community center. One might ask, steamed and spiced bottom-feeding freshwater crustaceans in the heart of the rural Midwest? Cameron may not be known for its proximity to sources of fresh seafood, but it probably doesn't matter; I suspect that steamed crawfish are just as nasty in Louisiana. Nana's expression pretty much covers it. The fact that both of my parents were desperate enough to wash the crawfish down with a cold cup of the carbonated swill known as Miller Lite illustrates the general consensus on the evening's meal. That's certainly not to say that the Crawfish Crawl was not entertaining; the music by the "Missourah" Mud Bugs and other bands was good and the opportunities for people-watching were top notch. Had Nathan been a few years older, the profusion of tramp stamps on the women sitting near us could have led to a special teaching moment. As an unexpected bonus, we also discovered that there was a rodeo going on behind the community center. After dinner, my dad and I carried Nathan over to the rodeo to watch barrel racing.

Following two days of excitement, the main event began--Nathan met the family. On Sunday, just about the entire Fore clan came to Grandma's house for lunch. Nathan was passed from family member to family member throughout the day and was generally met with adoration. Also an attention-getter was his outfit for the day, a pair of overalls and a hat sewn by my mom from an old pair of my grandfather's Big Smith overalls. Grandpa worked on a farm for many years, so a worn pair of overalls was often his signature look. Along with the bandanna bib and railroad engineer's hat, Nathan looked like a little working man and was the recipient of many cheek pinches as a result. After all the socializing before, during, and after lunch, Nathan recovered by taking two long naps in the afternoon, one on my lap in the backyard and one on his Grandpa's lap in the quiet of the upstairs bedroom. Finally, he wrapped up the evening with some more time with his great-grandmother and a little bit of preseason NFL football before crashing for the night after a long and busy day.

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Off To The Show Me State

Last Friday, we stumbled out of bed at 3 AM to begin the drive to Baltimore for Nathan's first airplane ride and his first trip to Missouri to see his great-grandmother. This being his first plane ride and our first ever with a child, we expected the worst. When booking the flight with Southwest, we took some solace in the knowledge that we would finally be in the coveted "pre-boarding" group, a status we had waited years to obtain, enviously watching the families with children board the plane first and nab the choicest seats towards the front of the plane. Those hopes were dashed, however, when we learned that Southwest stupidly changed their policy towards families so that they are now relegated to boarding between the A and B sections and negotiating with other passengers and crew members to obtain contiguous seating on the aircraft. This sorry situation was unacceptable, so we improved our odds by gaming the system a bit; I checked in online the day before to get a better spot in line and Cat checked in at the airport, effectively acting like a single mother traveling with a baby. My early boarding strategy worked out well; I grabbed the front row on the plane, and by the time Cat arrived with Nathan, no one else had the stomach to sit next to a baby for almost three hours, so we had the front row to ourselves.

Apart from a few bouts of screaming and a relatively minor diaper explosion (not nearly the magnitude of the Wendy's incident), the flight went well. During the check in process, we were fortunate enough to arrive to a nearly empty BWI airport. Also welcome was the tremendously helpful TSA officer, who was a young mother herself and could instantly tell that this was our first time traveling with a baby. She guided us (and our caravan of luggage) through the security screening process and even helped us with the stroller, ensuring that we didn't do anything stupid like put Nathan on the conveyor belt through the X-ray scanner. Since the flight departed at 6:40 AM, Nathan was still sleepy from the night before, so he slept throughout the entire takeoff and well into the flight. Unfortunately, this did not last throughout the entire flight; partway through the trip, the noise making began, but it largely subsided after we dealt with the diaper problems that arose. Having a row to oneself is very conducive to dealing with such problems, but it doesn't help too much with the smell. Had we not been so busy gathering our luggage upon arrival in Kansas City, I would have apologized to our neighbors on the plane. It could have been better had I taken him to the airplane lavatory to use the minuscule changing table, but I just didn't have the guts to try that out. Turbulence in such a situation could be quite miserable.

Once we finally arrived and picked up our luggage, my parents, who had made the trip from Louisville the day before, picked us up at the airport. With Nathan in a borrowed car seat graciously loaned to us by the Gedneys, we headed north to Cameron, getting lost in the process, as is common around the Kansas City airport. Almost two hours later (the trip usually takes about an hour), we arrived at my grandmother's house in Cameron. Though Grandma Fore's house is quite old, it has several fairly large rooms, particularly the living room, which has always been large enough to accomodate the entire clan at Christmastime. After spending hours cooped up in planes and cars, Nathan was more than happy to stretch out on a blanket on the living room floor. Much to his grandparent's delight he was even in a good enough mood to show off his newfound talent for rolling over.



In spite of all the excitement that had already transpired, little did Nathan realize that his day was just beginning.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Early Skirmishing in the Battle of Wills

I concluded today that Nathan will one day run a marathon. Why such certainty? Because the only reason that I finished the Marine Corps Marathon was because I'm stubborn enough to push my fat butt over 26.2 miles, blisters and recovery vehicle be damned, and Nathan has inherited his fair share of my stubbornness. Combined with the strong proclivity to obstinance that he inherited from his mother, he may very well end up running triathalons or ultramarathons. (Interesting philosophical aside here--Cat argued with my assessment that she is obstinate; that would, ironically, make her obstinate.)

His unyielding nature reared its ugly head today during my trial run at a day of playing Mr. Mom. Cat returns to work part-time on September 9th, so every Tuesday is my day to handle our little steelheaded bundle of joy all by myself. Now that I'm continuing my studies by reading a library of infant sleep guides, I'm trying new methods in order to get Nathan to nap during the day. I tried no fewer than five times today to get him to take a nap in the crib, but each time, he balked and let me know in no uncertain terms that he was quite displeased with me. Due to the techniques I have learned from reading Healthy Sleep Habits, Healthy Child, I am now known alternatively as "The Sleep Nazi" or "The Baby Whisperer." The former is used more often when the response to the nap is screaming, a state that was much more common today than the actual sleep part of the whole nap thing. I'm aiming for three or four hours of total nap time during the day, but today, Nathan only managed about an hour and a half altogether. My luck at bedtime, however, is gradually improving. Tonight's bedtime occurred at 8 PM and, so far, seems to be holding. That's already an improvement from last night's 7:30 PM bedtime attempt, which didn't finally stick until about 9 PM. We're working on sleep one step at a time.

With such ordeals, I have a feeling that "Tuesdays with Dad" will become a bruising battle of wills between Nathan and me. A day of butting heads like mountain goats will probably result in Nathan being hoarse from screaming and me dealing with a persistent ringing in my ears as the result. But I will prevail. That's right kid, you're going down...for a nap.

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Raising a Third Breadwinner

Nathan is quickly becoming somewhat self-sufficient. During evening feedings, when we need him to focus on eating by giving him a bottle to help him settle down for the evening, he has started holding the bottle on his own, requiring very little intervention from me. Since his little hands are becoming quite nimble, I think he's probably about ready to hold on to a pickaxe and shovel and take a job working the mines to supplement our household income. After all, to live in this house, one must be a fully-contributing member of the family. Apparently, the thought of entering the working world so early was rather distressing to him. I can't imagine why...


Friday, August 22, 2008

Field Trip to the Farm

Nathan took a field trip today; Cat took him to meet Liz and Wesley at Homestead Farm in Poolesville. Poolesville is a small town west of Rockville near White's Ferry, a cable-driven ferry that is the last operational ferry on the Potomac. At Homestead Farms, Nathan met his first farm animals, doing his best to figure out the silly noises coming from the cows, goats, pigs, and chickens. It was a hot day today, so he and Wesley spent much of their time in the shade, but that didn't stop Cat from checking Nathan end-to-end this evening to make sure he wasn't sunburned. If my childhood is any indication, I'm afraid Nathan may be doomed to sunburn in the future.

Nathan has been rolling over from his back to his stomach fairly regularly now, though never when we are looking. We tend to find him face down in his crib, distraught after having awakened late in the evening and upset enough to flip himself over. After four months of steady back sleeping, it takes some adjusting for us to figure out what's going on. Cat did a double-take the other night when she saw on the baby monitor that he had rolled over; it just didn't register at first glance. We still haven't figured out how he does it, but we'll be watching him closely to figure out his tricks.

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Hitting the Books

It's been a while since I've had reading homework, but it's starting to come back. Last week, I took a training class for ITIL Foundations certification (I passed!) along with two evening prep sessions the week before. Due to the volume of content in the ITIL class and the newness of it all, I had to do a bit of reading in the evenings after class. Admittedly, this is rather difficult to do when holding a four-month-old infant who enjoys exercising his voice by screeching, but it is possible.

Now, both Cat and I are having to do our homework to learn new ways to get Nathan to go to bed at a reasonable time and stay asleep. Though we've been somewhat successful at moving his bedtime up to an earlier time, it has recently taken two or three tries to get him to stay asleep. We now have several books with a variety of methods to try for helping him learn to get to sleep on his own, from Healthy Sleep Habits, Happy Child, to Solve Your Child's Sleep Problems, to The Bacardi Limon Method of Infant Sleep Therapy (just kidding on the last one). He generally does fine getting back to sleep on his own when he wakes up in the middle of the night, but the first step is the hardest. Tonight was particularly bad; the three hour nap he took in the afternoon screwed up his schedule, so he didn't finally fall asleep until almost 10 PM.

Last night offered an unexpected opportunity to take a break from the Olympics and do some reading. For about the fourth time since we've lived in this house, Comcast cut our cable when their technicians were burying the cable for other townhouses in our section. The damage was especially painful for us, since it cut out our TV during the Olympics and cut off our internet access right after we discovered Facebook. It was a rough evening of withdrawal. Thanks to Montgomery county's strict regulation of the cable industry, we were able to file a complaint with the county and get a technician out here today to repair the damage, one day earlier than what Comcast told us was the earliest available service appointment. Sometimes it can be quite nice living in the People's Republic of Maryland.

A Busy Weekend

The past few days have been quite busy for Nathan. Early this morning at about 5 AM, in a fit of rage (why won't my parents wake up?!?), Nathan rolled over from back to front for the first time. This experience was apparently unnerving enough that he couldn't go back to sleep and started screaming to get our attention. He's also getting very close to sitting up on his own. When sitting on his back, he constantly strains to sit up, grunting in exertion the whole time. When not trying to sit up, he occupies himself with grabbing his toes and trying to stuff them in his mouth. This practice tends to make diaper changes more of a negotiation than it used to be, since we now have to convince him to release the death grip on his feet to dress him.

In addition to the obvious physical developments, we also noted a significant mental development--manipulation. While emptying the dishwasher, Cat noticed that Nathan would begin crying whenever he could see her through the porthole window between the living room and the kitchen. However, when she moved the left of the dishwasher, where his view of her would have been blocked, he immediately quieted down. If she looked through the porthole at him, he would start crying again. The little squirt can be quite scheming!

Monday, August 11, 2008

I've Got a Fever, and the Only Cure Is More Bubba

And I thought that Nathan's pose in his overalls with no shirt and a floppy hat was as "bubbalicious" as he could get. Oh, no, it gets better. Today, during a grocery run to Whole Foods and a trip to Buy Buy Baby, Nathan experienced a Hillsville-esque explosion, requiring two sets of hands, multiple feet of water-soaked paper towels, and a full outfit change to correct. The only problem was that there wasn't a second outfit. After the change, which must have taken a half-hour, we had to run the gauntlet from the back of Buy Buy Baby, where the family restroom with changing table was located, up to the exit in the front of the store, all while pushing a stroller with an intermittently-screaming baby clad only in a diaper. It could only have been better if I had been dressed in a wife-beater and denim cutoffs and used the stroller's cupholder to carry my Schlitz.

This experience surely helped wear him down to the point where he fell asleep at 8 PM, still a bit earlier than his usual bedtime, but it was by no means the high point of the day. Even higher on his list of accomplishments was the fact that he rolled over for the first time! Cat called me on the way home to announce that he had been showing off his new skill to her, rolling from his stomach to his back several times. When I got home, it took a while for him to assess my worthiness of viewing his new trick, but he finally showed me what he could do. With a quick turn of the head, he now flips himself over onto his back and revels in the new view. Looks like all the tummy time is paying off!

The downside of such progress is that we have now reached what we've read is the "Four Month Sleep Regression." You do not want to experience the Four Month Sleep Regression. The Four Month Sleep Regression will make you reach for the earplugs to prevent ruptured eardrums from the blistering screams of displeasure (seriously--earplugs). The Four Month Sleep Regression will make you long for the comparatively blissful paradise of Camp X-Ray. Apparently, when baby is working on a big new milestone, sleep takes a backseat to the physical and mental workout needed to reach the goal. Judging by the pitch and amplitude of his screams when he's fighting sleep, Nathan must be working on the Riemann hypothesis right about now. I hope he figures it out soon; I think my ears are bleeding.

Sunday, August 10, 2008

It's That Special Time

There's a special time that arrives once every two years when the television viewing conditions are ripe for creating that deep, well-defined butt groove in the sofa. The Olympics are here, with near 24-hour coverage on three stations (four, if I could speak Spanish). To top it all off, there's also viewing competition from football, something that is even more compelling considering that the Redskins now have more wins than any other team in the NFL (2-0, baby, preseason my foot!). As much fun as the Olympics are to watch, the 'Skins/Bills game won out on Saturday. It's all about balance.

I had to borrow one of Nathan's burp cloths during the opening ceremony on Friday. I think my mouth may have been agape during the entire show, it was that amazing. That groups of 2,008 individuals could perform something in such perfect synchronization is completely mind-blowing. At one point, when the boxes representing Chinese moveable type took center stage and began creating mesmerizing patterns, I told Cat that the boxes had to be mechanized, considering the perfect timing of the motion. Not a moment later, I was proven wrong when the lids opened up and out popped the live performers. I should have known better, as amazed as we were after seeing the Peking Acrobats perform a few years ago. What a show.

Last Thursday, we finally obtained some solid information on Nathan's progress. At his doctor's appointment, he weighed in at an ounce shy of 20 pounds, putting him in the 95th percentile on the weight charts for babies his age. He's also at the 95th percentile in length, measuring 27.25 inches long. Curiously, though, he's only in the 20th percentile for head circumference. With one look at his dad's huge, sweater-neckhole-stretching noggin, it's obvious that he'll catch up before too long.

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Halloween Costume Poll

Your assistance is requested, dear readers, in a very important endeavor. With the opening day of the 2008 candy season fast approaching, it is time to select Nathan's first Halloween costume. This is of utmost importance, Halloween being his mother's favorite holiday. Links to the costumes in the poll can be found below. Please make your pick and cast your vote at right.
  1. Woopie Cushion
  2. Smarties Candy
  3. Black Skunk
  4. Car Freshener
  5. Ricky Bobby
  6. Pumpkin
Happy voting!

Sunday, August 3, 2008

Innovative Infant Soothing Techniques

Many infant care resources suggest using sounds from nature and the womb to soothe fussy babies. Some parents use recordings of their voices. Some parents use simulated womb sounds that mimic the muffled sound of the mother's heartbeat. Some use nature sounds such as falling rain and rolling waves. We, however, use the delightful banter of Al Michaels and John Madden on Sunday Night Football to ease Nathan into sleep. Tonight brings the glorious start of the NFL preseason, the Hall of Fame Game between the Redskins and the Colts. Though it was lacking two key elements of football on Sunday nights--the multi-hour long pre-game show with Bob Costas and crew and Faith Hill's performance of the Sunday Night Football song--it's still football and is a wonderful respite from the mind-numbing horrors of baseball season. Tonight's viewing has been rather choppy, though, since Cat keeps pausing on the shots of Jason Taylor with his sleeves rolled up. It certainly makes it hard to watch the game.

The timing of tonight's game and a review of the NFL preseason schedule made us ruminate on the incredible wisdom of our forebears from the cradle of Western civilization. The ancient Greeks were so wise that they knew to schedule the Olympic Games such that they would not interfere with the NFL's regular season. In fact, considering the events to come in the next few months, we have begun thinking that, if we do end up having a second child, we may have to time the arrival for August, 2012. That would mean that every late night feeding would also offer the opportunity to watch Olympic coverage, assuming NBC repeats its 24-hour coverage during the next Olympics. Once the Olympics ended, there would be recorded football games to fill the gap between spurts of sleep in the middle of the night. Alternatively, we could plan for February, 2010, and watch recorded NFL playoffs, the Super Bowl, and coverage of the winter Olympics. The possibilities are endless.

More Gettysburg & Pictures

One of the best things about Gettysburg is the fact that the park has several tall observation towers along the roadside. Since the terrain is relatively flat, the towers are a great way to take in the breadth of the battlefield. The walk up to the top is a leg-burning workout, but it's worth it. Here's a panoramic view of Seminary Ridge from the top of one of the towers:


If one were to turn around from the vantage point of this picture, one would overlook the Eisenhower farm, which is adjacent to the battlefield. We're already considering a repeat visit to Gettysburg in the fall, both to take in the fall colors and to see the visitor center's new cyclorama exhibit, which opens in September.

Be sure to check out the new photo gallery, Nathan's Fourth Month. Granted, his fourth month ends on Monday, but somehow, the month of July seems to have flown by. Better late than never, I suppose.

Rest and Recovery

Following a hectic five days with my parents, a.k.a., Nana and Grandpa, Nathan spent Wednesday recovering by taking a three-hour nap. Considering the long weekend's activities and the fact that he was hardly put down during their entire visit, it's not the least bit surprising that he was exhausted. It was probably fortuitous that I was still at work when my parents arrived on Friday; the superfluous niceties of having to greet both of us before lunging for their grandson might have been too much for the grandparents to handle.

On Sunday, Nathan endured his first experience in a construction zone. Dad and I took advantage of some down time to fire up the compressor and install the last piece of crown molding in the downstairs hallway, a project that had been looming over me for quite some time due to my apprehension over crown molding installation. Though certainly unable to sleep through the racket of the pneumatic crown stapler and the miter saw, Nathan handled the noise with aplomb. After all, power tools are rather tame compared to firearms. In spite of the fact that the same problems from the crown installation in the nursery presented themselves in the hallway, the crown is now up, albeit with a generous helping of caulk. After months of "temporary" storage of crown molding and baseboard, the floor of the downstairs hallway is once again clear.

I went to work on Monday, but I learned on my return that the foursome spent the day running around town, shopping at the toy store in downtown Rockville and eating lunch at Gordon Biersch (the second time Nathan and Cat have gone without me!). In a shocking change of pace, that restaurant meal was one of only three during their entire visit. In previous visits, much of our time would be spent selecting the next meal's restaurant. Now that Cat is a gourmet cook, though, the four of us enjoyed a delectable selection of home-cooked meals, including shrimp and grits; breakfast burritos with scrambled eggs and maple breakfast sausage; pecan-maple French toast on whole wheat French bread; pasta salad with mozzarella and arugula; and oven-fried chicken with fresh corn-on-the-cob and garden-grown green beans. The fine meals continued even after they left, with popcorn shrimp po-boys with cole slaw that were so good we had them again the next night.

Tuesday, my weekly flex day, was highlighted by a road trip to Gettysburg. Along the way, Cat was barely able to contain her disappointment at the fact that we skipped the Catoctin Furnace, a thrilling stop from our first visit to Gettysburg a few years ago. It should be noted that the Catoctin Furnace was the place where, having quickly had their fill of the place, the entire Brumbach clan began impatiently hunting me down as I leisurely explored the rest of the park. Gettysburg is a relatively short drive from Rockville; we arrived just in time for lunch and stopped at a previous favorite restaurant, The Pub & Restaurant in Lincoln Square in downtown Gettysburg. After lunch and a stop in the neighboring antique store, it was off to the park and the cemetery where Lincoln gave the Gettysburg Address. After a shopping stop at the park's gigantic new visitor center, we started a short drive through the battlefield. Since we didn't have the two- to three-hour audio tour on hand, the drive was only a short trip through some of the key areas (Pickett's Charge, Little Round Top, etc.). The intense heat of the day gave us an impression of the misery the soldiers must have suffered during the July battle. Because of the heat, Nathan spent much of the day in the air-conditioned car with Cat. Perhaps we can take him for a repeat visit when he is old enough to think of a battlefield tour (complete with the extended five-hour audio tour) as a cruel form of parental torture. What fun!

During the visit, Cat and I also did something that will surely help us in the future when encouraging Nathan to watch educationally enriching television. In order to immerse my parents in our lifestyle, we showed them our recording of the fourth quarter of the Espy Award-winning Super Bowl XLII. They were polite enough to pay at least fleeting attention to the game, though Nana was clearly more interested in her knitting than in watching Eli Manning and David Tyree execute the greatest reception in the greatest Super Bowl ever. The only way the experience could have been more realistic would be if they had watched the recording at 3 AM while feeding a baby.

Having left early in the morning after much hugging and kissing of Nathan, the grandparents started the final leg of their grand circle tour of the Mid-Atlantic on Wednesday. They traveled to Maryland from Kentucky by way of Ohio, West Virginia, and Pennsylvania, and returned by way of Virginia, North Carolina, and Tennessee. It was an ambitious trip, but according to Nana, one well worth the drive.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Feeling My Age

I saw something on television this evening that made me feel old. If you've seen the new JCPenney commercials, one of them shows a girl in a shirt adorned with artwork from a Nirvana album cover. I can't believe that Nirvana is now considered retro. The appearance of remakes of and sequels to movies from my youth (Indiana Jones, Transformers, G.I. Joe, etc.) should have been an early signal, but this really drove it home. Time flies.

I'll have to wrap this up because Cat just switched from a college football preview show on ESPN to a recorded episode of Jim Rome is Burning. She also watched the last quarter of the Super Bowl the other day. Don't ask.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Baby's First Football Practice

Today was a big day for the three of us. This being my day off, we woke up early and headed out to the far reaches of Virginia to visit the Redskins training camp in Ashburn. When we made plans to attend training camp earlier this month, little did we know that the Redskins would lose a star defensive end, Phillip Daniels, on the first play of the first practice of the year and that he would suffer a season-ending injury. In a surprising turn of events, the Redskins filled the spot by signing Jason Taylor, the Miami Dolphins star and runner-up from Dancing With the Stars. Unfortunately, not knowing Taylor's new number at the time, we did not know who to look for on the field, so we missed him completely. That, however, did not obviate the need for me to pack extra burp cloths today, some to address Nathan's profuse drooling in all situations and some to address Cat's profuse drooling whenever Jason Taylor is nearby. In retrospect, I'm somewhat surprised that I was able to pull her away from the practice field.

Our visit to training camp was a short one, due to the heat. Even at 9 AM, the heat was oppressive, though our opinions differed on the source of the heat; I blamed the intolerable Washington summers while Cat blamed the presence of Jason Taylor. By 9:15, we decided that we'd had enough and headed for the car. As it turns out, we left just in time; we learned from tonight's news that the practice was cancelled and the field evacuated shortly after we left due to an approaching storm. It was enjoyable, but Redskins training camp now joins a Redskins scrimmage, a Redskins game, and the Kentucky Derby as sporting events we can check off our list and now prefer to watch on television in air-conditioned comfort.

Sadly, we have now become the very people we mocked when moving here, those who drive cars resplendent in Redskins paraphernalia and dress their entire family in jerseys, t-shirts, hats, etc. emblazoned with the Redskins logo. Cat's car is fully equipped for game day, featuring the "Go Redskins" magnet, the Redskins helmet suctioned to the inside window, the burgundy and gold fuzzy dice, and the number 21 logo helmet sticker in memory of Sean Taylor. It's quite a site to see. The car combined with the family picture of the three of us in Redskins attire will no doubt become of source of embarrassment for Nathan when he is older. He may disown us as parents, reject football altogether, or even go so far as to become a Dallas Cowboys fan. Such a betrayal, though, would certainly earn him a one-way ticket to Massanutten Military Academy, for I will suffer no Cowboy fans in my household.

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Winding Down After a Long Week

What a week. I'm working a 4/10 schedule now (four ten-hour days each week), but I had to make up an extra day from the July 4th vacation, so it's been a 50-hour week and I'm not even a lawyer. Now that the week is finally over, the blazing heat in the area has made for a good excuse to stay inside and relax this weekend. We ran a few errands (in well-air conditioned locations) yesterday and even though we finished our trip before noon, the heat at that time was already brutal. The meteorologists have said that the DC area is currently in the two hottest weeks of the year, and it shows. As we noted today on our brief outing to Lewis Orchard in Dickerson, the heat hasn't stopped a number of masochistic fools from running outdoors in the peak heat of the day. We saw quite a few runners and bikers--most without water--out on the roads after noon. This in spite of the fact that a man died during last night's Twilight Run Fest in Rockville, an 8k race that was delayed due to the heat.

One of the goals of yesterday's outings was to pick up Nathan's first high chair. So far, he has done reasonably well sitting in the stroller in the dining room and watching us while we eat, but soon, he will probably want a better view. He slumps over a bit in the chair right now, but considering the way he is progressing, he will probably be sitting upright before long. During his daily periods of tummy time, Nathan has shown that he is determined to crawl. His legs work just fine, allowing him to scoot along awkwardly, but he's working on getting those arms in gear. He is also working on turning over; he nearly made it today, but couldn't quite push himself over that right arm. He's polishing his new moves so that he can show them off to Nana and Grandpa when they visit later this month.

For the first time in quite a while, we attempted to watch a move yesterday evening, National Treasure 2. Needless to say, watching a movie with a baby in the room is interesting. Here's a sample of dialog:

Nicholas Cage: "My family killed President Lincoln."
Justin Bartha: "Wow, really?"
Nathan: "WWAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!"

Due to such interruptions and the fact that the best time to watch a movie is after Nathan's bedtime, I may not have a clear picture of the film's plot. After all, I was only semi-conscious during the last quarter of the movie.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Proper Motivation

Cat and I have discovered a wonderful motivational tool for house cleaning. The other day, Cat recorded an episode of the Style Network's "Clean House" that dealt with "America's Messiest House." The squalor in which the couple on the show lived was so intense that I paused the show to go upstairs and clean my toilet and sink. Cat expected the show to motivate me to clean, but she didn't expect that I would take a break mid-show to do so. If it comes back on, I highly recommend recording it. Between that show as motivation to clean and Shallow Hal as motivation to lose weight, Cat and I are in good shape.

I should caveat this posting with a note that it took longer than usual since I was ordered to stop blogging while Wipeout was on. The amount of TiVo rewinding required to keep me up to speed on all of the contestant face-plants while simultaneously writing was deemed unacceptable.

Sunday, July 13, 2008

The Circle of Life

You may recall a previous post where I posited that Nathan may have inherited my ability to sleep through a variety of disturbances (thunder, fire alarms, chair falling on head, etc.). This trait was confirmed once again today when Nathan slept through gunfire.

When Cat got up this morning, she noticed a squirrel laying on the fence between our back patio and our neighbors. The hordes of squirrels in our neighborhood occasionally lounge on the fence when the weather is especially hot, but this one looked different. It was barely moving, and it didn't even attempt to escape when I went outside and walked up to it to inspect. I called the Rockville Police to request Animal Control, but when an officer came to the house, she informed me that Animal Control doesn't work on Sundays. If the squirrel had heard this conversation and figured out what was in store, it probably would have miraculously recovered and run for the hills.

The police officer who showed up took a closer look at the squirrel and determined that it had a broken leg, so she tried to coax it down from the fence in order to get a clean shot. Needless to say, I was a little surprised when she said she wanted to get it on the ground so that she could discharge her weapon safely, but I suppose I should have realized that this was inevitable when she came to the house without a cage, net, or any other sort of critter-catching material. The squirrel eventually crawled down off the fence and attempted to hide behind our furnace. As I was emerging from the shed with an item that could be used to herd the squirrel to a safer location, the loud explosion I heard made it clear that the police officer was not wasting any time. "He's off to a better place," she said, before departing. On the way back in, she noted that it was impressive that Nathan was still asleep in the swing, which is right inside the door to the back patio where the incident occurred. He was sleeping just as peacefully as when she arrived, the earshattering "BLAM!" apparently not having disturbed him in the least. Sam was still asleep on the ottoman, too, though we had expected him to react to the gunshot by running upstairs screaming, "I'm not a squirrel! I'm not a squirrel! I'm not a squirrel!"

There's an important lesson for Nathan in this whole event. Every creature, great or small, is a part of the great circle of life. Life is precious, and there may come a time when one of our furry friends has to leave this Earth and move on to a better place. And our furry friend can do so--right after he meets the business end of a police-issue sidearm.